Stylista - You must watch (It is so horrible)

How did I get sucked into watching this show? I'm not sure, channel surfing and something obnoxious and bitchy must have caught my eye, I guess.
It's about a bunch of 12 years olds - ok, they actually are in their 20s, but they think they know it all and not many of them have mentality, maturity or life experiences beyond that of a 12 year old - they are trying to win the position of a junior style editor at Elle magazine. Jerry Hall, oh no wait, I don't know who that is, the Queen of Elle I guess - is the bitch on wheels judge. I hope she is 'acting' because no one in real life could have a 'personality' like that.

They do little competitons like preparing a pretty breakfast for the Queen of Elle, doing mock fashion mag layouts etc. and of course each week someone gets the boot. There are some really annoying personalitites on this show. Young people - nothing against the average young person, but this crowd are 'those young people' who think they are the coolest shit on Earth and that they have lived through it all and they know it all, and no one can tell them otherwise.
Megan is the resident arrogant bitch, and she has a snippy gay sidekick. Someone gave her a 'load of money' to open her own shop a few years ago, but to her that was 'boring' she wanted to do something where she could 'use her brain'. There's the token 'nice fat girl' who you know the producers threw in there to show a 'range of real people' beyond skinny bitches. She is nice though and I like her. Kate is the spoiled bratty girl with big boobs, who cried during the first episode because everyone told said her cleavage was innapropriate for the workplace. Plus there is a cool English guy and my pick for the winner is Ashlie who is at war with Megan.

It's so ridiculous and bitchy. So far I love it!


911 for a panic attack? Please, girl. If he can't handle a competition, how could he possibly handle the real job? Of course he got the boot - there is no crying in fashion.



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